List: Han Solo Quotes Not To Be Used In The Bedroom
By Big Diction • Mar 29th, 2008 • Category: Lists
Let’s be realistic here. If you’re a Star Wars fan and you’re getting laid on a regular basis, you don’t want to do anything to ruin it, including quoting the films at inopportune times. The following is a list of Han Solo quotes that should under no circumstances be uttered before, during, or after intercourse. The only other advice we could give you is try not to finish in less than 12 parsecs.
“No, no, NO! THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE!”
“Had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh, everything’s perfectly all right now.”
“This is no cave.”
“Thanks for coming after me. I owe you one.”
“Ugh. And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE.”
“Sorry sweetheart. I haven’t got time for anything else.”
