Feature: Myspace Tool of the Day
By Big Diction • Apr 18th, 2008 • Category: Features |
You might not know this, but the Myspace is full of tools. It’s an interesting subculture; the “tool” group latches onto the “bimbo” group, amounting to what is essentially an entire culture of amateur bodybuilders hitting on amateur porn stars. Today we’re featuring Kevin, the veritable “Binford” of tools.
We’ve got Kevin on the phone for an exclusive interview.
Big Diction: So Kevin, tell us a little about yourself.
Kevin: I’m 37. I eat Muscle Milk raw. I’m married.
Big Diction: Married?
Kevin: Everyone was doing it.
BD: Fair enough.
