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List: Customers Who Bought He’s Just Not That Into You Also Bought…

By Big Diction • May 21st, 2008 • Category: Lists

Gap Fat Spring Catalog

Ugly Is Just A Word

Living With Chlamydia

Fat Is The New Pink

Fellatio For Dummies

Worth Waiting for: Sexual Abstinence Before Marriage

So You’re Going To Be A Mommy



List: Gravity’s Answers To Productivity

By Big Diction • May 7th, 2008 • Category: Lists

“I just peed in here!”

Are you really in need of a break? Gravity’s got your back (or ass). Earthward acceleration at 9.81 m/s² comes to a big pillowy halt:

Couch

Recliner

Ball Pit

Bean Bag Chair

Leaf Pile

The Floor



List: Ass Cars

By Big Diction • May 3rd, 2008 • Category: Lists

[Insert Tailpipe Joke Here]

Ever played that game where you use names of cars as suffixes to the word ass? We have.

Ass Escape
Ass Fusion
Ass Explorer
Ass Ranger
Ass Enclave
Ass Avalanche
Ass Uplander
Ass Blazer
Ass Avenger
Ass Charger
Ass Magnum
Ass Envoy
Ass Odyssey
Ass Entourage
Ass Ascender
Ass Commander
Ass Wrangler
Ass Sportage
Ass Navigator
Ass Armada
Ass Frontier
Ass Quest
Ass Rogue
Ass Titan
Ass Vibe
Ass Forester
Ass Outback
Ass Tundra
Ass Cavalier
Ass Probe
Ass Grand Caravan



List: Words That, When Describing Farts or Women, Scare Me (In Sequential Order)

By Matt Topel • Apr 30th, 2008 • Category: Lists

Oh Indeed. Photo: dailyhaha.com

Comic

Odorless

Loud

Billowing

Pungent

Lingering

Wet

Silent-but-deadly



List: Charles Barkley’s Real Fave 5

By Big Diction • Apr 25th, 2008 • Category: Lists

Arby’s

Burger King

Church’s

The Whopper

Gnarls Barkley



List: The Lesser Known Inventions of Ben Franklin

By Big Diction • Apr 19th, 2008 • Category: Lists

The Electric Dildo

The Bifocal Dildo

The Library Dildo

Poor Richard’s Dildo

The Refrigerated Dildo

The Daylight Savings Time Dildo

The Lighting Rod